So you’ve seen someone cute across the room that you want to get to know better. Or maybe you’ve been friends for a while and want to turn it into something more. Either way, a clever, funny or cheesy pickup line can be a great icebreaker to make them smile and start a conversation.
In this post, we’ll provide 200 pickup lines ranging from cute to funny to cheesy. We’ve also included some FAQs on how to use pickup lines to best effect. Read on and get ready to spread some smiles!
Funny & Clever Pickup Lines
Humor is an instantly attractive quality, so funny pickup lines are a great way to show off your playful side while making them laugh. Just don’t come on too strong! Here are 65 funny and clever lines.
- Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off of you
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes
- Can I follow you? ‘Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for
- Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
- I was going to tell you a joke about pizza but it’s kind of cheesy
- On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9…and I’m the 1 you need
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you
- I’m no photographer, but I can picture you and me together
- Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
- Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?
- If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand
- Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
- Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes
- I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
- Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material
- I was wondering if you could help me with some math homework? I have a problem where x = you + me
- You must be a hell of a thief ‘cause you managed to steal my heart from a long distance
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass
- Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material
- I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
- Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye…oh wait, it’s just a twinkle
- You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile
- Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!
- If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!
- Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me
- Your eyes are blue like the ocean and baby, I’m lost at sea
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you
- You know what feels really good? My lips… against yours
- Nice legs, what time do they open?
- Excuse me Miss, do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
- Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
- I think I need a Google map, because I keep getting lost in your eyes
- I’m not staring at you, I’m just waiting for your beauty to be distributed to the rest of the world
- Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
- You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello
- You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment… Want to help prove him wrong?
- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it right back!
- Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day
- If kisses were raindrops, I’d send you showers
- They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
- Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea!
- Do you like Nintendo? Cause I want a Wii bit more of you
- I’m learning sign language just so I can tell you how beautiful you are with my hands
- You’re so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business
- Can I follow you home? ‘Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams
- Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
- If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I would rate you a 9 because I am the one that you are missing
- I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight
- If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album
- Is there an airport nearby or is it just my heart taking off?
- My love for you is like explosive diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in!
- Are you a magician? Because abraca-DAYUM
- Feel my t-shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material
- If beauty were time, you’d be eternity
- There’s something wrong with my cellphone. It doesn’t have your number in it
- I’ve got Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
- My lips are like Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Cute Pickup Lines
If funny isn’t quite your style or you want to show your sweet side, cute pickup lines are a great approach. Be aware that really cheesy lines can backfire though! Here are 65 really cute lines:
- You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line
- I was wondering if you could tell me if this napkin smells like chloroform?
- I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
- Hold my hand, tell me if you feel what I feel for you
- If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print
- I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers
- I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a little conversation with me?
- Can you pinch me, because everytime i see you, I feel like i’m dreaming
- I think I need to call Heaven and tell them that they are missing an angel!
- I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
- If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
- Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type
- Life without you is like a broken pencil, pointless
- You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello
- Can you take me to the doctor? Because I broke my leg when I fell for you
- You look familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
- I think you have something in your eye – oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
- Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
- If you were a pizza, you’d be a slice of heaven
- Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven’s a long way from here
- I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture you and me together
- I was going through Instagram and I think I found my next follower. It’s you!
- When I look into your eyes, I see a very kind soul
- I’m afraid of the dark, can you hold my hand?
- Can I walk you home? ‘cause my mom always told me to follow my dreams
- My lips are like Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
- My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
- You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen.
- I’m invisible… Can you see me?
- Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
- Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
- I was wondering if you could tell me: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together
- I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in
- I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
- If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album
- Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes
- I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
- Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry
- I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks
- I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
- You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so hot it just left my mind
- Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.
- I had a nightmare…I dreamt I was missing you!
- I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart
- I think you dropped something back there….my jaw!
- There must be something wrong with my phone because I don’t have your number in it
- You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
- You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent
- I was wondering if you’re parents were bakers because they sure made you a cutie pie!
- Are you a Rubik’s Cube? Because I can’t figure out how cute you are!
- I’m doing a survey of what people consider to be the perfect date. What do you think?
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you
- If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
- Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.
- I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
- Baby, you made my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
- Can I have directions? I’m lost in your eyes
- Are you a copy machine? Because I see you in my future, making multiple copies.
- If you were a book, you’d be in ‘fine print.
- I wonder if you’d notice someone like me. Or am I invisible?
- Damn girl, do you have a license, registration and proof of insurance? ‘Cause that body is a reckless driver!
- If you were a fancy restaurant, you’d be Five Star-bucks.
- Is your hair actually brown or did you just poop your pants?
- I dropped something. My jaw!
Cheesy Pickup Lines
Cheesy pickup lines announce their corniness up front, which is what makes them so amusing. They’re obviously not going to land you a hot date, but they’re a funny way to break the ice. Here are 70 of the best cheesy pickup lines:
- Are you feeling alright? Because you’re looking hot!
- Excuse me, do you have the time? I seemed to have lost my watch in your eyes.
- Can I have your number to go? Or should I just wait for you here?
- Wanna get coffee with me sometime, or am I just being over frothy?
- Could I borrow your cell phone? I want to call my mom and tell her I met the girl of my dreams
- Morning sunshine, if you lost a couple of kgs overnight, would you mind? Because you fell on my gorgeous face in my sleep
- Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams
- Your so hot my zippers falling for you
- Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot
- On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
- Do you like the seaside? Coz If I was a seagull I’d poop on you!
- Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
- Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
- Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers
- If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents!
- So, should we talk about the big elephant in the room?
- The word of the day is “legs.” So let’s go back to my place and spread the word
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte
- Are you a cat? Cause you’re purrrfect!
- Are you from Mars? Cause your outta this world!
- Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else
- Hey there gorgeous, looks like you just fell out of heaven and landed in the damn sewer!
- I lost my number. Can I borrow yours?
- Sorry, but you owe me a drink! You made me drop mine with those looks!
- Nope, I’ll never find your breaks…you just keep on truckin’!
- Are you a clock maker? Cause I can tell you what’s up!
- So beautiful… so sad your a guy
- They say kiss is the language of love, would like to have a conversation with me
- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put you and me together
- Was your dad a baker cause you have hot buns
- Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are gorgeous!
- Do you have a nickname or can I call you mine?
- You look great even in those dirty pants! Did you fall for me?
- I bet your name is Vander…because your built like a Truck!
- Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them!
- My lips are Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
- Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?
- If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future
- Hey gorgeous, can you turn around for a second? Thanks!
- You are hotter then donut grease
- You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line
- I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast
- Do you have a boyfriend? Well you do now!
- I’d lead you to my bedroom if there wasn’t so much sexual tension in the air
- I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!
- Can I borrow your lipstick, if you don’t mind me kissing you after?
- Do you drink Pepsi? Because you sure taste nice
- My dad is Baker, I’m a Baker too every time I see a chick like you I go: A bake her!
- I wasn’t going to come over here, but you’re sitting here looking all cute and stuff
- (offer your hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
- You look like a cool chick, we should kick it sometime
- I know milk does a body good but…damn girl! How much you been drinking?!
- Was your mother a baker? Because you have really hot
- Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
- Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
- Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- You must be a good dancer because you swept me off my feet.
- I’m no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock!
- I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship.
- Are you from China? Cause I’m China get your number.
- I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
- You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
- I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were great at drawing me in.
- When I look into your eyes, I see my future wife/husband.
- I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.
- If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
So there you have it – 200 pickup lines ranging from funny to cute to cheesy and everything in between! I made sure to continue the cheeky theme in the additional lines provided. Use them wisely and I hope they make someone smile!
What are some tips for using pickup lines?
Here are some top tips for landing your lines smoothly:
- Gauge their mood first – save really cheesy lines for when they seem playful
- Confidence is key – deliver them with a smile
- Don’t go overboard – a couple clever lines can work wonders but any more can be irritating
- Follow up – if you get a smile or laugh, use that opening to start a real conversation
What are the best pickup lines for someone you already know?
If you want to drop some lines on a crush or friend, here are some safer, cute options:
- I had a nightmare…I dreamt I was missing you!
- Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.
- Your lips look lonely…would they like to meet mine?
- I think there’s something wrong with my phone…could you try calling it to see if it works?
What are some funny pickup lines for guys to try?
Funny pickup lines allow guys to showcase their playful side. Some great funny options include:
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you
- On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
- I was going to tell you a joke about pizza but it’s kind of cheesy
- If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!
What are some flirty pickup lines for girls to try?
Some flirtatious favorites girls can whip out include:
- Was your dad a baker? Cause you have great buns!
- Are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world
- Can I walk you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams
- Is your name Earl Grey? Cause you look like a hot-TEA!
I hope these 200 pickup lines and additional FAQs give you plenty of material to break the ice with that cutie across the room. Just remember to have fun and that the best connections come from genuine conversations after the jokes. Now get out there and spread some smiles!
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